# The Scheming Cookie > The Scheming Cookie is a Mesa, Arizona-based gourmet protein cookie company founded in 2023 by Brad and Amanda. We are a veteran-owned and woman-owned small business creating bakery-style protein cookies baked fresh weekly, combining indulgent dessert flavors with functional nutrition. Our cookies are available for local pickup, nationwide shipping, wholesale partners, custom orders, fundraisers, events, corporate gifts, weddings, and community partnerships. - URL: https://theschemingcookie.com - Generated: 2026-05-12 18:45 UTC ## Products - [Birthday B, Birthday Cake Cookie (20g protein)](https://theschemingcookie.com/products/birthday-b-birthday-cake-cookie) Price: $6.99 Description: Birthday B, the rebellious queen of indulgent high protein cookies! This badass confectionery is all about pushing boundaries with her dark humor and provocative style. Sporting edgy sprinkles and a "take-no-prisoners" attitude, she's not afraid to twerk on a bar and shock the conservative cookie crowd. Party with Birthday B if you're ready to embrace the wild side, but be warned: her sassy remarks and in-your-face antics might offend the faint of heart. So buckle up, buttercup, cuz B will ma... - [Brooklyn, The Brookie (22g protein)](https://theschemingcookie.com/products/brooklyn-the-brookie) Price: $6.99 Description: Introducing Brooklyn, The Brookie - the ultimate indulgence with a protein-packed punch. Satisfy your cravings while still staying on track with your fitness goals. Brooklyn, The Brookie is the perfect combination of delicious and nutritious. Go ahead, treat yourself (without the guilt)! Ingredients: All Purpose Flour, Brown Sugar, Butter, Semi Sweet Chocolate Chips, Egg, Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Wafers, Sugar, Ghirardelli Unsweetened Cocoa Powder, Whey Protein Isolate, Casein Protein, Vani... - [Chad, the Peanut Butter Cookie (28g protein)](https://theschemingcookie.com/products/chad-the-peanut-butter-cookie) Price: $6.99 Description: Chad the Gym Bro is a indulgent high protein peanut butter cookie with a physique that defies pastry logic. With biceps that bulge and abs that could grate protein powder, Chad shapes the art of cookie fitness. But beneath his seemingly perfect exterior lies a turbulent mind, plagued by body dysmorphia and the constant desire for an unattainable cookie six-pack. Nevertheless, Chad remains the epitome of discipline, counting every gram of sugar and meticulously measuring his gains, all in purs... - [Chris the SMores](https://theschemingcookie.com/products/chris-the-smores) Price: $6.99 Description: The Scheming Cookies S'mores Cookie is a gooey, campfire dream wrapped in a decadent cookie disguise! Rich, chocolatey dough and buttery graham cracker dough team up to cradle pockets of melty Ghirardelli milk chocolate. Just when you think it couldn’t get better, house-made marshmallows toast to perfection, adding a fluffy, caramelized hug to every bite. Crumbled graham crackers sprinkle on top, giving a crunchy, nostalgic finish to this mischievously delicious treat!Ingredients: Brown Sugar... - [Ladies Man, Cookies n' Cream (22g protein)](https://theschemingcookie.com/products/ladys-man-cookies-n-cream) Price: $6.99 Description: The Ladies Man is a smooth operator in the world of indulgent high protein cookies. With a suave and sophisticated oreo cookie base, and cookie n cream chunks, this cookie is always the life of the party. But don't let its charm and good looks fool you - The Lady's Man is more than just a pretty face. It's a master of versatility, equally at home at a fancy tea party or a casual get-together with friends. Whether you're in the mood for a sweet indulgence or just need a little pick-me-up, The ... - [Russell, the Snickerdoodle (22g protein)](https://theschemingcookie.com/products/russell-the-snickerdoodle) Price: $6.99 Description: Meet Russell, the indulgent, high protein one and only snickerdaddy, this snickerdoodle sensation is always ready to bring a smile to your face. With trail mix nestled snugly in his cargo pants, he's the go-to guy for snack emergencies. But Russel's talents don't stop there; he's a true maestro of dad jokes, armed with puns that'll have you rolling your eyes and laughing all at once. As the ultimate cookie companion, Russel guarantees a delectable cinnamon-sugar adventure and a side-splitting... - [Uncle Chuck, The Chocolate Chip (20g protein)](https://theschemingcookie.com/products/uncle-chuck-the-chocolate-chip) Price: $6.99 Description: Uncle Chuck, the indulgent, high protein OG blue-collar cookie, carries the essence of hard work and patriotism. With a rustic, blue-collar charm, he brings comfort and nostalgia to every bite. Baked with care and precision, Uncle Chuck embodies the spirit of American ingenuity and the enduring pursuit of excellence. He is truly red, white and blue all the way through! Ingredients: All Purpose Flour, Brown Sugar, Butter, Semi Sweet Chocolate Chips, Egg, Ghirardelli Milk Chocolate Wafers, Suga... ## Collections - [Protein Cookies](https://theschemingcookie.com/collections/frontpage) ## Pages - [Contact](https://theschemingcookie.com/pages/contact) - [Custom Orders](https://theschemingcookie.com/pages/custom-orders) Content: Fundraisers, Cookie Business Cards, Wholesale, Birthday Parties, Corporate Gifts, WeddingsMinimum order One Dozen 5 oz cookies or two dozen 2.5 oz cookies. - [Location and Partners](https://theschemingcookie.com/pages/location-and-partners) Content: Don’t see your favorite spot listed? No problem! Tell us about them, or even better, invite them to connect with us on Instagram @TheSchemingCookie or by email at TSC@TheSchemingCookie.com - [Our Story](https://theschemingcookie.com/pages/our-story) Content: Our Story: Baking as a Tool In 2022, Amanda unknowingly ran a Ragnar race while experiencing an ectopic pregnancy. The next day, her fallopian tube ruptured at work, leading to emergency surgery and a heartbreaking loss. Struggling to cope without fitness, she turned to baking as a form of healing. Her partner, Brad, recognized her talent and pain, investing in her dream to transform grief into something meaningful. From tragedy came The Scheming Cookie, where intention meets indulgence purpo... - [Your Privacy Choices](https://theschemingcookie.com/pages/data-sharing-opt-out) Content: As described in our Privacy Policy, we collect personal information from your interactions with us and our website, including through cookies and similar technologies. We may also share this personal information with third parties, including advertising partners. We do this in order to show you ads on other websites that are more relevant to your interests and for other reasons outlined in our privacy policy. Sharing of personal information for targeted advertising based on your interaction o... ## Blog Posts - [A Bid of Comfort: How Two Founders Built a Community-Centered Cookie Business From Survival](https://theschemingcookie.com/blogs/behind-the-bake/a-bid-of-comfort-how-two-founders-built-a-community-centered-cookie-business-from-survival) Excerpt: Running a business in this day and age is heavy. My shoulders are tired from carrying the weight of learning things like executive functioning, communication skills, and how to build systems that support me as an individual while navigating the world of business. Before I can talk about today, I need to paint a picture for you. One little girl. Twelve years old. Early 2000s.She was dealt the fate of being the daughter of an addict, a middle child, the eldest daughter. A mother who was physica... - [From Firefighting Dreams to Cookie Dreams: The Birth of The Scheming Cookie](https://theschemingcookie.com/blogs/behind-the-bake/from-firefighting-dreams-to-cookie-dreams-the-birth-of-the-scheming-cookie) Excerpt: On Veteran's Day 2022, founder Amanda Jorgensen faced a near-death ectopic pregnancy that ended her firefighting dreams. Still, she sparked the beginning of The Scheming Cookie. This is how baking through grief turned into Arizona's thriving protein cookie company. A Firefighter's Dream, Put on Pause It was Veteran's Day, November 11, 2022. I had just hung up the phone with Brad (then, my boyfriend of three months), celebrating my invitation to move forward with the hiring process at Gilbert ... - [Master the Art of Perfectly Baked Cookies](https://theschemingcookie.com/blogs/tips-n-tricks/master-the-art-of-perfectly-baked-cookies-1) Excerpt: How To Prevent Cookies From Spreading To Much In The Oven Cookies are a beloved treat, but nothing is more disappointing than taking a batch out of the oven only to find that they've spread out into one big, flat mess. With a few simple tips, you can prevent cookies from spreading too much in the oven and enjoy perfectly baked treats every time. Why do cookies spread in the oven? Before we dive into how to prevent cookies from spreading, let's first understand why it happens in the first plac... - [The Truth About Food Additives & Sugar: How Gums and Different Sugars Affect Your Gut and Metabolism](https://theschemingcookie.com/blogs/nerds-come-hang-here-education-science/the-truth-about-food-additives-sugar-how-gums-and-different-sugars-affect-your-gut-and-metabolism) Excerpt: The Truth About Food Additives & Sugar: How Gums and Different Sugars Affect Your Gut and Metabolism No fear. Just clarity so you can make informed choices. If you’ve ever flipped over a label and seen ingredients like Xanthan Gum, Guar Gum, or multiple types of sugar like dextrose or invert sugar, you’re not alone in wondering what they actually do. There’s a lot of noise in the food space right now. Words like processed, clean, and toxic get thrown around without much context. And the r... - [Why Protein Belongs in Desserts (And Why We Made Yours This Way)](https://theschemingcookie.com/blogs/nerds-come-hang-here-education-science/why-protein-belongs-in-desserts-and-why-we-made-yours-this-way) Excerpt: Let’s be honest, the world doesn’t need another boring “healthy” dessert. You know the kind. Dry. Chalky. More like punishment than pleasure. The “cookies” that really are just a disappointment wrapped and marketed like a great idea… kinda like my ex, to be honest. That’s not us. I refuse to let us exist as another company that chooses health over indulgence. We believe dessert should hit. It should feel like nostalgia baked in butter, with macros that still make your coach proud. 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